OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just want nice things and good sex
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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