My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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