therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize