just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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