Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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