She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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