Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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