That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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