She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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