): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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