Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize