so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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