This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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