The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That accounts for only three of the penises
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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