Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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