bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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