Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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