feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
