how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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