Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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