come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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