you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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