I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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