gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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