I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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