for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
50% drunk capacity currently
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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