I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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