I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
try to milk me bitch
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