i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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