Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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