There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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