If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
where are you?
Hypothermia
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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