Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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