i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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