does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My pussy is not your playground.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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