she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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