but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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