can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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