I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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