Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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