The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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