those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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