You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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