You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i out mim tonsoeep
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