I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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