Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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