How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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