Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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