you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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