Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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