Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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