how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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