yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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